Monday, September 29, 2008

Parker Want A Cracker?

Well, it finally happened. Parker's mastery of speech has progressed enough that he can now repeat almost everything that we say. Consequently, I am now aware of the phrases that I use most often. Here they are in no particular order:

"Oh my!"

"Oh no!"

"Geez."

"What happened?"

It's quite comical hearing grown up phrases coming out of my almost two year old's mouth. Thankfully, they've all been G-rated so far, but with the football season here, it's only a matter of time before Parker is in the room when the Irishman is watching a Steeler's game. I don't know what possesses him, but when the game is on, he's incapable of censorship. It's as if he's mentally in another dimension and loses all concept of the fact that our living room is not Hines Field.

I think that the only solution is for the Irishman to watch games at a sports bar until we can introduce the concept of "ear muffs" to the little man.

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