Friday, May 30, 2008

Greek Potato Salad

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Hi folks! Today I want to share with you how to make Greek Potato Salad, which is one of my favorite sides. I've never been a fan of the mayonaise-y potato salads, so this is right up my alley. Plus, it's healthy, uses just a handful of ingredients, and comes together in about 15 minutes. Those are all good things in my book!

Ok, let's get started. These are the ingredients that you'll need: small red potatoes, olive oil, juice of 1/2 a lemon, scallions, parsley and salt.

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First, let's get the potatoes started, so go ahead and put them in a pot and add water until they are covered by 1 inch. (Notice how I cut the large ones in half so that they'll cook at the same speed as the small ones).

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Now, bring the water up to a rolling boil.

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While the potatoes are cooking, Let's chop the rest of our ingredients. Oh, and the potatoes will take about 12-15 minutes to get fork tender (which literally means that you'll cook them until a fork will slide easily into one).

First, I'll start by chopping the scallions. Notice how I'm chopping all of them here. I'm only going to use half, but I know that I'll use the rest later in the week, so I just chop them all at once and store the remainder in a tupperware container.

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And now I'll chop the parsley. Same deal here - I'll only use a handful in this recipe, but I'll chop it all and store the rest.

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Ok, now we're going to fast forward 7 minutes to when the potatoes are done cooking. Once I strain them, I'm going to add them to my bowl. Typically, I'll cut them into slightly smaller pieces once they're in the bowl...and probably burn my fingers in the process.

The next step is to add the rest of the ingredients. Let's start with the olive oil, about 1/4 cup is good and I usually eyeball it. In Greek cooking, olive oil is one of the most frequently used ingredients and I always have about a gallon on hand. It makes me happy.

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Next, we'll add the juice of half a lemon. Notice how rebellious I am by squeezing the lemon right over the potatoes, just daring the seeds to make a break for it. The won't though because I'm the law around here. Oh, and please ignore the Sharpei-like folds of my hand. Thank you.

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Next we'll add the parsley. (Chef's note: If you don't have fresh parsley on hand, just add a tablespoon or so of the dried stuff and it will still be tasty. If you serve a couple bottles of wine before dinner, your guests will never know the difference.)

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And then we add my absolute most favorite salt in the world that my good friend Stella turned me on to. It's called Redmond's Sea Salt and it's from Utah and it is the best tasting (and good for you!) salt in the whole world. It has over 50 trace minerals that are normally stripped from regular table salt. Did I mention that I'm a salt connoisseur? What, you've never heard of such a thing? It's true folks, we're quite the secret society and very exclusive.

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Finally, I'm going to add my scallions. By the way, my Greek mother calls these new onions. The first time she said it my response was, "what the heck are new onions?" Well, apparently, that's the direct translation from Greek. Even though she's been in this country for over 35 years, some habits are hard to break. Like pronouncing the "L" in salmon. I think I've pointed this out to her at least 1,523 times, but I digress.

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Now, all you have left to do is stir it up and eat it! Isn't she purty?

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This potato salad can be served warm or cold - it's great both ways. Now go make it immediately and be sure to come back and tell me what you think!

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

A Mere Mortal?

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Ever since I was a little girl and insisted on wearing my Wonder Woman underoos out in public, I've always secretly felt that I had some kind of super powers. For as long as I can remember, I have had the ability to get more done than should have been humanly possible. As a 15 year old, I had swim practice 5.5 hours a day (my days would start with a 5:15am practice), I took advanced classes in school, I worked a part-time job and I somehow managed to have a social life.

Fast forward 13 years and the same pattern still held. I was married, pregnant, writing my dissertation, working full-time (as well as over-time) in my main job, teaching a class at the University as my 2nd job, teaching 3 Spinning classes a week at the gym and somehow managing to both socialize with my friends and have a clean house.

In other words, I had super powers (although not the kind that gets you a comic book). Instead of super human strength and x-ray vision, I had great time management skills, extreme efficiency and a great immune system that kept me moving at full speed ahead even when I should have been flat on my ass from fatigue, stress or just good old germs.

All of that changed when I had Parker. He is the most amazing part of my life, but I think that my super powers left me at some point during the birthing process. Suddenly, I found myself bleary-eyed and overwhelmed. I could scarcely take care of the basics for myself (showering, eating, changing out of my PJs) let alone provide the kind of support to everyone that always counted on me. I became flighty, and (gasp!) scatter-brained. I started going to sleep without doing the dishes (a capital offense in my prior life) and rewearing my socks. For a period of about 4 months, I don't think that I answered a single voicemail or email. My purpose was singular: survival.

Since I've resurfaced to commune with the outside world, I realized that my super powers have shifted from Superhero to Supermom. Supermom is mortal, but to her kids, no one is more powerful. Instead of flying by deadlines at warp speed and using three alarm clocks, I'm now the finder of lost toys, the inventor of imaginary games and the driver to parks, pools and playdates.

The interesting thing about this shift is that I don't really seem to mind. With Parker in my life, I've learned to say "no," which is quite the feat for someone with my personality. I used to think that not being able to do everything was a sign of weakness, but now, it seems compeletely irrelevant. Parker's happiness is my biggest ambition at the moment and while I can't promise that I'll never again have 3 jobs or put in an occassional 16 hour day, the most important job that I have is experiencing the world with my son.

So the other day, when the little voice inside of my head mocked, "What's the matter Cyn, are you now a mere mortal?" I smiled at the thought and responded with a resounding, "Nope, I'm a mom."

Sunday, May 25, 2008

My Favorite Time of Day

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I'm a morning person by nature. If I had my way, I would be up and down with the sun. There's something so peaceful about 6am that I wish I could just bottle it and let it back out when my house is in full chaos mode and I need a reprieve.

I hoard the mornings like nobody's business. If I get any kind of decent sleep (like 5 hours or so), I will stealthily sneak out of the bedroom and tip toe to the coffee pot. As I get that going, I will let the dogs out, feed all of the house animals (except for the Irishman, who is still sleeping) and savor the next couple of hours.

The problem is that this is my favorite time of day for everything. For running, working, drinking my mega cup of coffee and reading. Try as I might, I can't seem to get all of that squeezed into the two hours that I have. The other problem is that the tranquility of the morning only lasts until just before 8am. This is when people start coming out of their houses to get chores done, go out for breakfast and when my own family wakes from their slumber.

Like a secret lover, I bid my quiet morning farewell until we meet the next day....unless Parker didn't sleep, in which case I'll pull the covers over my head and curse the sun for intruding in my life. I'm fickle that way.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

It's Time To Get Serious

It's time to get serious...about marathon training that is. I've upgraded my shoes, my shorts, my sports bra, my heart rate monitor, my music on my iPod and while all of that is considered an integral part of the preparation (well, in my world it is), I have officially taken my marathon training to the next step. I have a marathon trainer.

That's right folks, I officially have arrived in the world of training for a marathon. My new coach (that sounds very official, doesn't it?) and I are going to meet about evaluating where I am now and developing a plan on getting me to the finish line in record time. (Ok, so we're really going to focus on my best time and the beauty of that is I've never run a marathon before, so any time would be a personal record.) My new trainer, Lou, has been taking my Spinning class for years. He's retired and spends his days working out (this is my dream!) and runs marathons several times a year. He's qualified for Boston on numerous occasions and for fun, he takes on charity cases like me. Also, it just so happens that the Disney Marathon was the first one that he ever did. I asked him jokingly in my Spinning class the other night if he would train me (I really only wanted the ability to say that I had a trainer and thus sound cooler for the next 7 months), but he agreed without hesitation and told me to give him a call.

Then I got really excited because now I wasn't just going to sound cooler, but I was actually going to be cooler. I've already thought of ways to work "my marathon coach said" into virtually every conversation. To use the words of my brother, I think I just got 15% more fit for just having a marathon trainer.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Payton, My Bionic Cat

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Payton is my first born cat. Way back in the day, before the Irishman and Parker, before I had dogs and custom orthotics, I got a gorgeous little grey kitten. He's a French Chartreaux. (Ok, so he's really a shelter cat of questionable breeding, but I had just come home from my Paris trip a couple of months back and everything in my life had to be French.) He came home with me a couple of days before Florida State won the 2000 National Championship and, like the rabid football fan that I was, I vowed that he would be named after a football player if we won. I had been calling the gorgeous grey kitty "sweetness" for several days (which of course was the nickname of the football legend Walter Payton) so Payton it was.

Payton was a handfull from the beginning. I tried to let him sleep in bed with me until the little stinker took to biting my cheek when he wanted to play. So, I relocated him to the floor only to discover eight months and a $1500 surgery later that Payton chewed and ingested EVERYTHING (a laundry bag cord was the offending item that got lodged in his intestines). Anyway, it wasn't long before I had a completely Payton-proofed house.

A couple of years after the stomach surgery, we noticed that Payton wasn't finishing all of his food in 1.3 seconds. (Now, this is a cat that would gorge himself if you allowed it, so a single morsel left in the food dish is usually the sign of a major problem.) So, off we went to the vet and his wonderful vet discovered that he has a "luxated lens," which meant that the lens was separating from the eye (or something like that). The next step was to visit the animal eye specialist (yes, they do exist and yes, we did go). The prognosis was that Payton had glaucoma at the tender kitty age of three.

Essentially, we had two options. The first option was that they could remove his eye and stitch his eyelids shut. Of course, it goes without saying that we would have had to buy him a little eye patch and re-name him Pirate. The thought of someone going "Argh Matey" every time they came over did not sound very appealing to me nor did the thought of my poor little kitty never being able to open his eye again. So, that left us with option number two. In option two, they would use a laser to open his eye (is anyone squeamish yet??), remove the internal part of the eye and replace it with a small grey silicone ball. In this scenario, Payton would still be able to blink, use his tear ducts and move his eye, it just wouldn't be functional for him.

I would like to add that while I was tearfully pondering my options, the Irishman (who was only my boyfriend at that point) asked if the silicone implant came in an eightball. As I looked at him in disbelief, he was trying to explain that he thought it would be cool if we could shake my cat to get answers to various questions.... I don't think I need to tell you what I thought of his sensitive commentary.

So, we went with option two (and no, they do not make eightball kitty eyes) so my sweet kitty became one of the first Bionic cats in Florida. I have to say that most people don't believe me that Payton has an eye implant and without fail, whenever we go to the vet, he gets taken around to all of the new vet techs so they can see his cool bionic eye.

Here's a picture of Payton the bionic cat. The golden eye is his real one and the grey eye is a silicone implant.

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So, here we are, 9 years and two surgeries later. Poor Payton has been slowly displaced as he's had to share my attention with a second cat, two dogs and Parker. I think he's adapted to these changes pretty well, but I still don't think that he's forgiven me for bringing home the Irishman. From time to time, Payton gives me this look that says, "Why does he get to sleep in your bed and eat your leftovers? I used to be everything to you. We used to share so much and now I'm left to fend for myself. *Sigh* I thought you loved me..." Ok, so that's probably just mommy-guilt talking. Knowing Payton like I do, I'm sure his look really means, "Where's my dinner, lady?"

Monday, May 19, 2008

Itchy Feet, Mildly Scratched

I have itchy feet. That's the term I use when someone likes to travel...a lot. When you love to travel, I mean really love to travel, you can't stay put for an extended period of time without feeling that internal tug to just get up and go. I have permanently itchy feet. It's completely my parents fault. I've been traveling internationally since before my first birthday and if I don't take one or two major trips a year, I get seriously restless and I feel the need to move. The Irishman knows when this is coming because I start calling him at work with increasing frequency asking questions like, "have you ever been to the Grand Canyon?" or, "I've always wanted to see Maine, what do you think?"

This is the first year since 2000 that I won't be heading over to Greece and while I wouldn't have been heading over for another couple of weeks, my feet are already seriously itchy at just the prospect of missing this trip. So, when my mom suggested that we take a day trip around Florida's Panhandle, I jumped at the chance to pack a day bag, my camera, a thermos of coffee and head out the door. With kisses to my boys, we were off on a teeny, tiny road trip, but it felt great!

The great thing about traveling with my mom is that we both love to stop spontaneously when something catches our interest. The first random place that we stopped was close to Eglin Air Force Base when I saw some really cool (and old) military planes. We make a quick u-turn (ok, it wasn't really that quick of a u-turn and it took a couple of detours to find out how to get onto the grounds where the planes were, but we eventually got there) and parked in a giant field of planes. Here are some of the pictures I took of these beautiful planes that I know nothing about (my husband and my father are currently shaking their heads in pity that I can't distinguish an F-15 from a Thunderbird. Is a Thunderbird even a military plane?? It's possible that I just made that up.)

Here's an old propellor of a very large, old plane:

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And here's a black plane, dare I say it's either called a Blackbird or a Stealth fighter? I'm probably wrong about that, but I feel smarter when I make random guesses, so there you have it. By the way, why do I want to call every plane a "bird" of some type? That's pretty stereotypical on my part. Just because it flies, doesn't make it a bird. I apologize to any birds or planes I may have offended with my prejudice.

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And this thing was jutting out of the wing of the black (non-bird) plane:

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So, then we left the military aircraft museum, but came to a screetching halt just 20 minutes later when we saw this sign:

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(I took that picture with my telephoto lens from an adjacent shopping center). Once we stopped laughing long enough for my mom to put the car in gear, we continued on our drive. By this time, we were both getting kind of hungry so I started searching for places to eat using the GPS. We picked a place that sounded promising, but once we got there, it left a lot to be desired. Fortunately, they had free wi-fi internet service, so I grabbed my laptop and started researching restaurants in the area from the comfort of the passenger seat. We finally decided on a seafood restaurant that was situated right on the water. We had a horrible waitress, but a great view.

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After our lunch, we hopped onto Highway 30-A, which takes you along these quaint little towns along the water. When we got to Seaside, we decided to get out and walk around. They had this cute little post office there that I had to get a picture of.

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There was a 3 day JazzFest in progress (that's what the metal structure and tent are behind the post office) so there was a lot of traffic there. As we were walking back to the car, I saw this Airstream trailer that was converted into an Organic juice stand and it was just lovely. If we hadn't just eaten, I would have definitely bought something here:

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By this time, it was getting late in the day so we hopped back on the highway and headed home. I have to say that it was a wonderful trip and while my feet are still itchy, they've been at least mildly scratched.

Oh, and my mom and I are now planning our next trip...to Peru!

Friday, May 16, 2008

Parker the Entertainer

Back in high school, I took a class called American Musical Theater. I've never really been much of a singer (much to my husband's relief), but there's just something about show tunes that really speaks to me. When Parker is waiting for his dinner and getting impatient, I'll often break out into song as an attempt to distract him. It generally works (much to the Irishman's dismay).

The other day, Parker was in his high chair waiting for dinner and right as I was about to break into song, he beat me to it. It was amazing! It's like every single song I've ever sang to him has been absorbed. You don't believe me, huh? Well folks, here is photographic evidence of his concert.

"Give my regards to BROAD-WAY! Remember me to Herald Square! Tell all the gang at forty-second street that I will soon be THERE..."

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"Memory...all alone in the moonlight..I can smile at the old days...I was beautiful then..."

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Uh-oh folks, he's switching it up!

"Aaahhh-ve Mariiii-ia..."

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"Billy Jean is not my lo-ver...she's just a girl who thinks that IIII am the one....but the kid is not my son..."

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Please join Parker in giving himself a hand.

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Thank you folks, that concludes your entertainment for this evening. Please visit us again soon.

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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Wiis

In case you didn't already know this, I am not a fan of video games. I don't like to play them and I don't like to watch other people play them. When the Irishman plays video games at home, I have flashbacks of high school sitting on my then-boyfriend's couch waiting for "just one more round" before we could go to a movie or out to dinner. I can't count the endless, mind-numbing hours that I've wasted in my life waiting for "just one more round." As a result, I have a visceral reaction to all video game systems. My husband knows this. Each new game system purchased (and I believe he owns them all) is a small battle of wills between us.

I knew he had been thinking about buying a Nintendo Wii. I also knew that the reason he hadn't was that I would probably have a small coronary since both a GameCube and an XBox 360 had been purchased in the last year or so; however, the Irishman had a plan. He bought a Wii on the very same day that I was presented with my glorious Nikon D40 camera. He knew that, in my mind-numbing delirium of FINALLY having an SLR of my own, he could get away with buying the Wii with minimal grief.

I thought that I would have the same reaction to the Wii that I've had to every other game system I've encountered. I thought wrong. In fact, I'm somewhat embarrassed to report that I've played the Wii every single day since it was set up. Even though we haven't bought any games beyond the Wii Sports that came with the system, it has provided us with countless hours of joy...and competition. I have to say, though, that I LOVE watching the Irishman play Wii. It is HILARIOUS! While I'm sure that I look just as ridiculous, I'm the one with the camera, so I'm going to share these pictures with you at his expense. So folks, without further ado, let's make fun of my husband.

Here's the Irishman completing a tennis backhand. Just look at that form! He played tennis in high school a decade ago and I think it shows.

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And here is his magnificant serve. Just look at the ground clearance...and the flying wisps of hair. I think the leg kick is what really does it for me in this shot.

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And finally, we have, well, I don't really know what he's doing here. But that doesn't matter. Just check out the intensity folks! Notice the clenched jaw and the tense form. Yes, he is really into this game.

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After watching my husband play, I always vow that I won't look quite as ridiculous when my turn it up. But then I fasten the remote to my wrist and nothing else matters. It's just me and the game. And then it's the Irishman's turn to bust a gut at my expense.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Back In The Saddle Again...Figuratively Speaking

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Well folks, my wonderful new shoes finally came in. They are one of the most supportive running shoes you can purchase and they were definitely worth the wait. If you ignore the hideous orange and blue on the trim (the ONLY color they came in), they really are quite beautiful...or at least my knees think so.

Today marked the two week point since my last run. A lot has happened in the last two weeks. Let's see, 13 days ago, I woke up with my knees throbbing and swollen; 12 days ago, I limped into my favorite running store to have the owner (a former podiatrist) tell me that my pregnancy was the last straw for feet that were already far from perfectly aligned as a result of 12 years of swimming competitively; 4 days ago, I made a total ass of myself in my new podiatrist's office and sometime during the last week, I ate half a tray of double-fudge brownies.

I was getting really antsy to start up again (especially since my big brother has been talking about kicking me out of the Marathon Club...but wait, I can't say more because the first rule of the Marathon Club is that we don't talk about the Marathon Club...sorry bro). Anyway, I kept vacillating between waiting for my orthopedics to come in or giving these new beautiful (but hideous) running shoes a test run. Impatience won out and my reasoning was that I wanted to have a baseline to compare my new orthopedics to. (Isn't it amazing how the human brain can rationalize any decision? For an interesting read on theories of criminal behavior, see Sykes and Matza's (1957) "Techniques of Neutralization".)

Anyways, I decided to leave my watch at home and headed out for an easy 2.5 miles. To convince myself to take it easy, I set my iPod to Tori Amos' "Little Earthquakes." That's definitely not pavement pounding music. At the end of the first mile, I was feeling great. I felt productive. Back in the game. Back in the Club. By the end of the second mile, I was paying particular attention to my left knee to check for any twinges and almost did a cartwheel when I didn't. I got back to the house 5 songs into the CD (so, about 22 minutes 15 seconds) and three hours later, I still feel great.

The only thing I have left to say is GAME ON! Now can someone please contact New Balance and tell them that they need some garnet and gold trim for these shoes? Don't they know that there are only two places in Florida where these two colors are combined? That would be the Swamp and the uniforms of Death Row inmates....both quite un-holy things if you ask me.

Monday, May 12, 2008

Appearances Can Be Deceiving

Every so often, I come across something that looks a little too perfect. Usually, these occassions are when I'm looking or feeling less than perfect myself (so....pretty much every day) and rarely (ok, occassionally), I am envious of those perfect pictures. Take, for example, the woman whose hair is flawlessly smooth on a sticky, humid Florida day or the mother who gushes to the Target cashier that her child sleeps 14 hours a night in her crib without making a peep.



When I'm overcome with that small stab of envy, I think of this flower.


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Beautiful, isn't she? So lively and pink held in a warm embrace by lovely green and burgundy leaves. Yup, she's enough to make me take a deep breath and bask in her perfection...until I remember that she was the only living bloom on a seriously thirsty plant (ok, totally my fault, but Mother Nature's to blame as well since it hasn't rained in forever!).


The moral of the story folks is that while this one little flower on the plant is looking perfect, she has her flaws too. So, moments later, my pang of envy subsides and I envision that glossy-hair lady was recently dumped and the amazing sleeping baby is a raging terror while awake. Are these lessons that I plan on teaching my son? Probably not in those terms, but it sure makes me feel better!

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Mother's Day

As a Mother's Day gift, my dear husband bought me my first SLR camera, a Nikon D40. I've been interested in (ok, obsessed with) this camera for a while now and I was thrilled to finally get it. Of course, now I have to learn how to use it and for that, I made the request that we all trudge out to the park in 90 degree weather so that we could break it in. Parker was more than happy to run around like a maniac and while the Irishman and I took turns herding Parker and taking pics, I'm pretty happy with how they came out.

Here's a photographic jouney of our park visit.

Upon arriving at the park, Parker starts charting our course.

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Notice how he could not care less where his parents are.

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Oh wait, now he remembers us. "Hey are you guys coming or what?"


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"Hey mom and dad, this looks like a great place to take some pictures together." (Doesn't Parker speak wonderfully for a one year old?)

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And 10 shots later, my dear husband finally catches one where we're both looking at the camera.

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As we come over the bridge and around the path, I make Parker stop for one more shot of us together. Notice his, "get out of my way or I'll hit you with my stick" expression.

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And this is where the party really starts. Parker notices for the first time that there's a sizeable body of water. Take a guess what happens next...

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Not so fast Buck-o!

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Parker tries to cut to the right, but I'm bigger and faster.

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"Shucks mom, you beat me this time...but that sure was fun!"

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And there you have it folks, our fun day at the park. We promptly ran to the car and guzzled a gallon of water before passing out.

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Because Katie Holmes Did It

Yesterday, I went to my first visit to the podiatrist. A little history - I had barely started my marathon training when I started experiencing pain in my knees (primarily my left one). Mind you, I hadn't laced my running shoes in two years, so I thought that my knees were simply protesting their re-introduction to the pavement. So, I took a week off, but no more than a mile into my run, I had the same pain. The next morning, I went down to the local running shoe store and had the owner take a look at my shoes and my feet. The prognosis was that while the commercial inserts were fine for me two years ago, pregnancy had changed my body just enough that I was now a prime candidate for custom orthotics. Anyway, that was how I found myself in the podiatrist’s office yesterday morning.

If none of you have ever been to a podiatrist before, let me fill you in on a couple of secrets. Ladies, these tips are for you, gentlemen, skip to the next paragraph. First, I don't recommend wearing a skirt. As soon as I entered the examination room, the nurse instructed me to sit in the hydraulic chair, which she promptly elevated by about 3 feet. The result of this elevation was that my feet would be about at chest level of the doctor when he was sitting in front of me. Crossing my legs wasn't an option, so as casually as I could; I wedged both of my hands between my knees to spare us both the embarrassment. Moving on to my second lesson, I recommend getting a pedicure. I had not and I instantly regretted it because I had about 15 minutes to stare at my own feet prior to the doctor's arrival and let me tell you, it wasn't pretty.

When the doctor finally entered, I was surprised to see that he looked to be around his mid-30s. I was trying to play it smooth even though I was sufficiently flustered by my wardrobe choice and my dry, unkempt feet. We started making small talk while he did his podiatry thing when I mentioned that I was training for a marathon. He asked me what my motivation was and before I knew it, "because Katie Holmes did" came flying out of my mouth. As he stared at me in puzzlement, I realized how stupid that must have sounded. Unfortunately, when I get nervous, I lose the marginal filter that's usually in place between my thoughts and my mouth and I just started talking. "Well," I said, "Oprah ran one, too. I mean, if Katie Holmes and Oprah can do it.... I know that 26 miles is far, but I've gone through childbirth and let me tell you, that was something else." Oh Lord, this was going downhill fast. Fearing that he thought me a total idiot, I decided to switch gears. "I have a Ph.D. and a training plan, so as long as my feet cooperate (insert nervous laugh) I'm ready to go." I decided that he probably thought I was medicated, so I clamped my mouth shut, let him take a fiberglass mold of my feet and I ran out of there as fast as my skirt-clad legs would take me. Feeling relieved that my podiatrist isn't on my regular rotation of doctors, I started to head out the door when he called out, "I'll see you in a few weeks for your orthotics fitting." Well, the good news is that while I can't guarantee that I won't say anything completely moronic at my next visit, at least I'll have the chance to come back with a pedicure and wearing shorts.

Friday, May 9, 2008

Bathtime

One of the greatest things about having a child is that you're forced to take the time to do fun things. Or to at least watch them do fun things. Before I had Parker, I had 1,000 places to be and everything was crazy rushed. I took showers, not baths, and I was probably out the door not 30 minutes after the start of my shower.

Bathtime is one of my son's favorite things. He could play in the bathtub for hours (ok, maybe more like 20 minutes, but that's like hours to a 1 1/2 year old). What's amazing about his baths is the absolute glee he gets from splashing around in the water....and soaking his father...while I stay safely out of range taking pictures.

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Yes, bathtime is always fun. You know, Parker inspired me to slow down and take the time to pamper myself. So now, at the end of my 3 minute shower, I crank the water up and allow the scalding water to momentarily numb my tired shoulders for 10 whole seconds (seriously, I count to ten before turning it off). While it may not seem like much, those ten seconds are like heaven on earth.

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Liquid Focus

At 6am, bleary-eyed and sleep deprived, I can’t think of anything as glorious as my first sip of coffee. It holds the promise of wakefulness and activity, of coherence and clarity. It is my liquid focus. It helps jumpstart my brain and helps me forget (at least until 11am) that I have a 1 ½ year old child who has yet to sleep for longer than 5 hours straight. Ever.

It’s not just the beverage, which I covet on a daily basis, but it’s also the ritual that it represents. Coffee is the promise of a new day. It’s a guarantee that at least something will go right today. I love the sound of the drip, the tinkling of the spoon in my oversized mug (which by the way allows me to claim that I’ve only had two cups of coffee when it was more like six). Finally, my favorite sound in the world…the buzzer that lets me know that my morning brew is ready for consumption. I doubt that I could even wait 60 seconds before pouring my first cup.

My favorite job ever was as a barista in a local coffee shop. I knew the properties of each of the coffees we served. I could make any number of mixed espresso drinks to satisfy the cravings of even our most discriminating customers (the teenage girls who bought cappuccinos out of automatic vending dispensers located in gas stations). I loved both creating new drinks and serving the regulars their old standbys, but my favorite part of the job by far was my ability to educate the masses.

If you love coffee, I mean really love coffee, then you know how much misinformation exists about coffee and caffeine consumption. If you’re like me (which I’m sure that you’re desperately glad that you not), you’ll feel the need to correct this misinformation when you come across it. I think the coffee myth that peeves me the most is the belief that a shot of espresso contains more caffeine than a regular cup of coffee. (What, you didn’t know this was a myth?! ) While espresso certainly tastes stronger due to the dark roast of the beans, what actually determines the amount of caffeine in a cup of joe is the length of time that the beans are in contact with the water. In other words, the longer the brewing time, the more caffeinated the beverage.

I have a serious compulsion when it comes to correcting this myth. It’s not enough that I correct people in the line at Starbucks (yes, I’m THAT person), but my first ever call to a radio station was to correct a local DJ who bought a triple shot of espresso to combat his fatigue. He kept trying to put me on the air, but in my humility (and with the knowledge that all of my coworkers listened to that particular station and would never let me live down this latest episode of OCD), I was content to let him spread the message. As I hung up the phone, I breathed a sigh of relief that another bout of misinformation was corrected. Then I had the good grace to be embarrassed…but it soon passed.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Welcome

Hi all! While my foray into the blogging world is a bit late, I'm not remotely surprised since I've always been slow to catch on to all technological things. I thought that a blog was also a good place to start since I have an irrational aversion to MySpace and Facebook and refuse to join the party.

My inital idea for starting a blog was to chronicle my marathon training. A little history on that - my brother and I casually made the decision to run the Disney Marathon next January. The only problem is that, at the time, he was averaging 2 mile runs about 3 times a week and I hadn't even put on my running shoes in over two years (since my positive pregnancy test to be exact). So, I've ordered special running shoes, created a training schedule and most importantly, made the commitment to share my journey with all of you. Since I'm grossly competitive and a sore loser, going public is just the inducement I need to hit the pavement on a regular basis.

If you're thinking that reading about my aches and pains is not exactly your idea of fun, I'll also be sharing stories of my crazy family, delicious recipes and random thoughts on life.

So folks, welcome to the show and stay tuned for more to come.